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Jen Renfield 12/20/22 Jen Renfield 12/20/22

The Vampire Movie Century: Sink Your Teeth into These 100 Films from 1922 to 2022

Load up on garlic, shine your crucifix, and sharpen your wooden stakes. We’re embarking on a dark journey into the heart of vampire territory with a look at 100 films produced since the landmark Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror. This is the genre fan’s answer to AFI’s 100 Years…100 Movies.

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Jen Renfield 11/13/22 Jen Renfield 11/13/22

Our Love for ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’ Is Stronger Than Death

Bela Lugosi might be turning over in his grave, but it’s official: Gary Oldman’s portrayal wins the final elimination round for our favorite movie Dracula.

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Jen Renfield 10/28/22 Jen Renfield 10/28/22

Remembering That Time ‘The Vampire Lovers’ Weaponized Church Hymns Against a Vampire

The vampire, Carmilla, doesn’t take kindly to church music, and can you really blame her? This was years before Whoopi Goldberg brought Motown to the convent. Bus in the nun choir and let’s get to singing about the debilitating effects of church hymns on vampires.

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Jen Renfield 9/10/22 Jen Renfield 9/10/22

‘The X-Files’ Was Inspired by a Vampire Hunter, and It’s Got the 411 on OCD Vamps

The X-Files had several vampire and vampire-adjacent episodes, the sum total of which impart much useful knowledge about the show’s Kolchak: The Night Stalker inspirations, how to distract bloodsuckers with sunflower seeds, and the indispensability of Dana Scully’s skeptical perspective.

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Jen Renfield 8/2/22 Jen Renfield 8/2/22

Investigating ‘Fright Night’ and The Vampire Next Door

There may be a bloodsucker in your neighborhood, or just a neighbor stigmatized as “Other.” Tonight, we’ll turn our binoculars on a film where a vampire named Jerry stirs up desire on the dance floor … and AIDS crisis subtext.

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Jen Renfield 7/31/22 Jen Renfield 7/31/22

Welcome to the Hellmouth of the ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ Movie, Revisited (with Pig-Themed Drinking)

30 years ago today, Buffy Summers was born … as a movie first. Let’s talk about her original incarnation, the Buffy the Vampire Slayer film, starring Kristy Swanson, which sashayed into theaters with pom-poms and a pig mascot half a decade before the TV series.

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Jen Renfield 6/28/22 Jen Renfield 6/28/22

Two Irish Vampires Walk Into a Blood Bar; Out Come ‘Byzantium’ and ‘Boys from County Hell’

Stop trying to pronounce those Gaelic vampire names, and just come right this way for a pint of blood in the Stoker pub, where we’ll be discussing the films Byzantium and Boys from County Hell.

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Jen Renfield 5/15/22 Jen Renfield 5/15/22

Vampire Egg: The Matrix Has Confirmed Bloodsuckers (and It Influenced the Gun-Toting Vamps of ‘Underworld’)

It’s no secret that the movie Underworld is basically The Matrix with vampires. It was part of a post-Blade wave of action films that made a fashion statement with trench coats and black leather. But who remembers that part with vampires in The Matrix Reloaded?

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Jen Renfield 4/29/22 Jen Renfield 4/29/22

In ‘The Hunger,’ David Bowie Cedes the Spotlight to the Immortal Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon

If you’ve got five minutes to spare, then pop in here as we journal about Tony Scott’s contribution to vampire movie lore, in which Catherine Deneuve emerges as the true queen bloodsucker opposite David Bowie.

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Jen Renfield 3/27/22 Jen Renfield 3/27/22

Hot Take: ‘What We Do in the Shadows’ Milks Vampirism for Sitcom Laughs, But What About Its Human Victims?

Humans die friendless, offscreen, in the FX sitcom’s pilot episode, which megaphones predatorial perspectives and reinforces arch villainy across the entertainment panopticon. It’s all vampire, no victim, no social conscience, no shame. Here be spoilers.

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Jen Renfield 3/26/22 Jen Renfield 3/26/22

Vampire News Bites: Nicolas Cage in Costume as Dracula, Footage of AMC’s ‘Interview with the Vampire,’ and More

There’s a lot of vampire movie news floating around out there. This is where we play bat wrangler with it all. Here are the latest previews, first looks, and casting updates from around the web.

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Jen Renfield 2/13/22 Jen Renfield 2/13/22

‘The Wurdulak’ Brings Boris Karloff Back from the Dead as a Vampire Who Preys on Family

You may know Boris Karloff as Frankenstein’s Monster, the Mummy, or the Grinch, but in Black Sabbath, he’s got a dual role as an anthology host and a wurdulak who will ensure that three generations of one family turn vampire.

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