Humans die friendless, offscreen, in the FX sitcom’s pilot episode, which megaphones predatorial perspectives and reinforces arch villainy across the entertainment panopticon. It’s all vampire, no victim, no social conscience, no shame. Here be spoilers.

There’s a lot of vampire movie news floating around out there. This is where we play bat wrangler with it all. Here are the latest previews, first looks, and casting updates from around the web.

You may know Boris Karloff as Frankenstein’s Monster, the Mummy, or the Grinch, but in Black Sabbath, he’s got a dual role as an anthology host and a wurdulak who will ensure that three generations of one family turn vampire.

Okay, ramblers, let’s get rambling. And by rambling, I mean, talking about the end of this movie, and how it bends and busts genres, serving up a fusion of tastes like Tex-Mex at a drive-in (or a Drafthouse named Alamo).